Steph is a 2011 graduate of Gettysburg College (majored in history, minored in Civil War Era studies) and current graduate student at Pratt Institute (library science with a focus in Archival Studies) who loves baseball, anime, writing, drawing, Rogue Squadron, cars (and Top Gear), comedy (especially its history and, naturally, the British variety) and her cats and Old English Sheepdogs. Fond of Stanford even though she doesn't go there. Has Asperger's syndrome, a mild form of autism. Created the 30-Day Baseball Meme. One time she made a music video about Buster Keaton's love affair with trains. Since she's an archivist-in-training, she often preserves things on her own. See her scans here.
Author of the webcomic The Historians, the excuse to draw dead comedians called Comedian Heaven, and Londinium, a novel in the making set in 1863 London. Scriptwriter for the webcomic Home By Now, a story about time travel, music, history and general hijinks (meet the incredible artist here!).
Very occasionally posts about herself when she's not posting about baseball, dead people, Top Gear or her pets.
Empire Strikes Back Reaction Video of the Day: Proof that classic Star Wars can still capture the imagination of today’s youngsters, and that the biggest spoiler of the last 30 years can remain intact for the very few. It’s about to blow these kids’ minds.
Well done, geek parents![nedhardy]
Will never stop loving this!!!
That little boy, tho!!! *melts*
HOW CUTE IS THIS
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Always
It’s true!
I Force-wave automatic doors (and elevator doors) open hoping that someday someone else will notice and we can nerd out together.
Fashion Finds for the Trendy Geek — Rogue Squadron
After last week’s jaunt into joke Wraith Squadron outfits and Her Universe’s exciting sneak peek of the upcoming Rogue Squadron hoodie tank, it looks like we’ve got some Star Wars going strong and X-Wing pilots locked on. So what better way to kick off Monday morning than a bright burst of X-Wing orange and Rebel Alliance gang signs.
Rebel Alliance Ring + Rebel Pilot Sundress + Space Cat Shades
X-Wing Muscle Tee + Racer Neck Dress + Her Universe Earrings
Rebel Alliance Shoes + White Moto Vest + Michael Kors Skinny Jeans
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whitehotroom.com is red five standing by
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YOU GUYS.
RIGHT? RIGHT?!
GUYS
I MUST BE ON THIS LIST! OH PLEASE!
I still don’t know who came up with this… BUT THIS NEEDS TO BE DONE.
Hahaha I FORGOT THIS HAPPENED. betapersei who is currently doctorcrane came up with it!
When Ashley posted this earlier I IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT OF THIS POST.
HAHAHAHA IT’S BACK
ALSO THAT’S AWESOME
COUNT ME IN SINCE I RUN THE ASK ROGUE/WRAITH SQUADRON BLOG
About seven years ago, all my friends my age got married. And about three years after that, they all started having babies, which set into motion the idea that eventually they’re gonna have to talk about sex to their kids. And that just freaks me out. I have cats—they were broken, but now they’re fixed—so I don’t have to worry about this. However, if I had the opportunity to suddenly be confronted by my son as a young man asking me for advice about sex… with girls… this is what I would say.
One: Buy condoms. Buy them and keep them with you at all times, and use them before you are asked to use them. And use them every time. The peace of mind you allow your partner will free her to be vulnerable with you, and that, my son, is exactly what sex is about. Condoms are sexy. In fact, call buying condoms foreplay. (Footnote: If you are too embarrassed to buy condoms, you are not ready to have sex.)
Two: Kissing is not merely foreplay. Spend entire evenings making out on the couch while fully clothed. Believe me, dry-humping rocks.
Three: Sex is not just about friction. It’s about emotion. Stop trying to find her clitoris and find her heart. Because then she’ll help you find her clitoris.
Four: If you really wanna know how to please a woman, ask her how she masturbates. Then do that. A lot. If she claims she doesn’t masturbate, offer to take her shopping for a vibrator so you can both learn the vocabulary of her body together.
Five: Don’t put anything in her butthole you wouldn’t want in your own. (Footnote: Try a pinky finger, it’s kinda awesome.)
Six: When you go down on her—and you will go down on her, and if you are my son, you will be amazing at it—tell her how good she tastes. Stop in the middle and kiss her deeply so she knows how good she tastes. Do the same when she goes down on you.
Seven: A simple Google search will yield 1,327 euphemisms for male masturbation, yet only 23 for female masturbation. If guys spent less time jacking off and more time jilling off, this world would be a happier place.
Eight: Everything you need to know about the importance of the clitoris is in the movie Star Wars. You are Luke Skywalker piloting your penis-shaped X-Wing Fighter deep inside her trench. Remember: seventy percent of all Death Stars cannot be blown up through penetration of the trench alone. It must be through focused contact with that little exhaust port at the top of the trench. Otherwise, any explosions you experience will be merely Hollywood special effects.
Nine: Just because you come doesn’t mean she has, so don’t you dare come before her. Focus completely on your partner. Don’t worry about gettin’ yours, you’re a guy. You always get yours. Your job is to make sure she’s gettin’ hers.
Ten: If sex with your partner lasts no longer than this poem, you are not making love. You are masturbating with her body instead of your hand. Shame on you. Go back to step one. You’ve got a lot of learning to do.
Love, Dad.
This guy’s writing is fantastic. And also OMG STAR WARS.
Holy shit this is literally all you need to know.
THIS IS AWESOME
I was going to reblog this anyway because it’s pretty fantastic…and then I got to the Star Wars reference. And it became a perfect post.
This is actually some really sound advice. I wish more people knew this.
oh my god
Absolutely excellent (even though sex is still something that I haven’t gotten to try out yet).
Except in my case, let’s change that Death Star metaphor to be the one in ROTJ because WEDGE ANTILLES PLEASE.
Art trade with Hoshikostar! I was so excited when she asked for Amidala because I’ve always wanted to try drawing one of those headdresses of hers but didn’t have the courage to attempt it.
Thanks for making me do it! It was INSANELY fun to draw.
Going Rogue on the Wall
“You got me an indestructible dog bed so I’ll start work on the destructible walls. Thanks, Wedge…
THIS DOG HAS THE BEST. NAME. EVER.
Star Wars Sports Team Logos by David Creighton-Pester
Prints, shirts, iphone cases, throw pillows, and tote bags available at Society6.
Artist: Tumblr (via: Tie Fighters)
I think I need all of these.
My Red Five design os on the posibili-tees on the Ript facebook page if you like it just clic on the image and vote for this with a like, thanks :D
ANOTHER ONE? I LOVE MY LIFE RIGHT NOW
Luke Racer by Jason Chalker
“Here he comes, here comes Luke Racer! He’s a Jedi in space!”
Prints available HERE
OH MY GOD SOMEONE WAS THINKING OF ME WHEN THEY DID THIS
I mean, I’ve drawn Tycho Celchu as the Stig, so.
There we go, all that horrible old junk that I don’t need to stock anymore! Let me know if you want any of it - it’s at a discounted price right now ($2 for each print, only because I sell them for $1 in person and need the other $1 to pay to ship it to you)!
I’d like to move them, so if anyone commissions me (full color art from me is $10, inked drawings are $5 and sketches are $3), I’ll throw one of your choice in when I mail you your commission! (I can’t really afford to take free requests right now unless they’re art trades since I’m saving up for graduate school.) Here are the prints I’ve got left:
- Mihashi
- Tajima
- Junta and Kazuki (Meoto)
- Shima Renzou vs. Mothra (really, I did that)
- Good ‘ol Wedge Antilles, namely because I could
I also have a print that crosses over Kuso Miso Technique with Madoka Magica (which is clean, I promise), but I haven’t scanned that back in yet. When my computer’s hard drive had to be wiped, that was the only one I lost since I hadn’t uploaded it anywhere. If you’re interested in seeing the thing, let me know!
Also, my art’s improved significantly since I drew these since it’s been almost a year already (where does the time go?). To see what I’m able to do now, check out my deviantART, my Nabyn or The Historians (that stupid webcomic).
Let me know if you’re interested in any of this older stuff!
Some genius replaced the music in the Party Rock video with the cantina song from Star Wars and it matches perfectly
BEST.
I’m crying.
I doubled over laughing.
Mm, not *perfectly* but pretty damn close!
I like this so much more.
MY LIFE IS PERFECT NOW. (For those unaware, Barnaby’s registered name with the American Kennel Club is “Every Day I’m Shuffling.”)
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